Muse Diary

Muse Diary

Entry 104: Punching Kangaroos

2015-01-24T14:57:22+00:00 Muse Diary|

So, for those of you that are wondering, my Muse is back. Apparently she fancied herself a little time down under, and showed up Monday morning wearing a Bush hat, which looked ridiculous, crocodile boots that were fake, and playing a Didgeridoo, very badly. She skipped back into my office as if she hadn’t left [...]

Entry 103: Missing!

2015-01-24T14:57:47+00:00 Muse Diary|

Attention Facebook Community: My Muse has gone missing. She was last seen Friday October 24th, 2014 sitting in my office singing “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic while talking in a British accent and trying to sit in my cushion chair wearing a hoop skirt (I have no idea where she got that). Her [...]

Entry 102: Mr. Commando

2015-01-24T16:29:47+00:00 Muse Diary|

So let me set the scene for you: I’m center stage, small and quiet, sitting in a single chair, my laptop perched on my knees, my eyes fixed on the screen. But I’m not writing, because I can’t hear myself think over the thundering voice of Mr. Commando behind me. He looks exactly as you’d [...]

Entry 101: Hotel Adventures

2015-01-24T14:59:18+00:00 Muse Diary|

t's 7:15pm where I am, and I've written a total of 7,000 words today. I know that may sound like a lot, but I was hoping for more. When you escape real life to lock yourself in a hotel room with the soul purpose of typing till your fingers fall off you hope the muse [...]